*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
The truth is out there.
this made my fuxking day omg ily
guna walk to mcdonalds now
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
Saskia De Brauw & Sam Rollinson @ Prada Fall 2013